|Teacher:||Reading a book is better than sex.|
|Teacher:||It’s like a 10-hour orgasm!|
|Girl pipes up:||Yeah, and with a book I actually get to finish!|
|[Boys’ laughter dies off almost instantly as the girls hoot]|
funniest thing in the world though is watching dudes who have been reading superhero comics forever throwing fits when a character gets replaced or the name passes onto another, new bearer, as if this is definitely the first time such a thing has ever happened in comics, ever
villains who switch sides due to personal convictions and not because they fell in love with a hero
villains who fall in love with a hero but refuse to switch sides due to personal convictions
villains who have feelings for heroes but aren’t willing to just ditch their life and everything they’ve worked for
sympathetic villains with goals and motivations other than heroic bonkybits
I’m realizing I follow comics I don’t read in the same way that some people keep up with celebrities
"Oh, I hear Wolverine’s dead again. Wonder how long that will last."
"So…Nightwing’s a secret agent?"
"Looks like Guy Gardner has a beard now. I don’t like it."
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